It was a dark and drizzly night (no, really, did you see the weather last night?) and Kassi was out late doing homework. She was behind on a paper that's due today and had so much other stuff going on that she didn't have time to eat. Preparing herself for an all-(until-mid)nighter at the library, she brought a thermos of hot chocolate and a George Forman grill to whip up some chicken. It was late and besides, no one's ever on the first floor anyway, right? Well, just as she was putting everything away with a steaming chicken sandwich that would make Chic-Fil-A jealous, a library Rent-A-Cop swooped down!
"What do you think you're doing, young lady?" he demanded.
"Umm.. making dinner. What does it look like I'm doing?" Was this a trick question? How silly, she thought.
The rest though is history. A mark went on Kassi's permanent record and she was chucked into the BYU dungeons located in the underground tunnels infested with tunnel worms. Bummer. Luckily it was a small sentence of only a day. But shoot, we liked Kassi…
Meanwhile a trio of werewolves were huddled around a candle in a dark room. After years of pointless Werewolves Anonymous “Hi, I’m so-and-so and I’m a werewolf” garbage, they were through. It was time for them to step up and show the world who’s boss. So what if they eat humans for breakfast. Too bad for them! Hahaha!
“…and so we break the bedroom window, gobble’em up, and leave before the cops come. What do you think?”
“I don’t know. I still think we could just go through the kitchen window. I mean if you just take off the screen you can—”
“Shut up, you fool! That’s how mere thieves get in. We’re werewolves and we do things our way!”
“…uh, a lot of people leave their doors open because roommates get home late. Why don’t we just do that. I mean it would be quiet, there’d be no mess…”
Obviously, the three were rather indecisive.
Hours passed and the werewolves brainstormed ideas about how to perfectly execute their first night’s plan. But you see, werewolves aren’t the smartest creatures. They finally decided to go through a kitchen window. They chose the apartment wisely, making sure everyone was asleep. They Facebook stalked everyone to see who’d make the tastiest meal. They found their prey.
At 2:13am, a werewolf repelled from the roof of the apartment complex. Another was dressed in all black and darting here and there, closing in on the target.
The third pulled up in a light green SlugBug and walked up to the door. “What? They wouldn’t expect a werewolf to come like this would they?” the third one said, locking the doors with a *beep beep*, while the others slapped their foreheads and shook their heads.
The third pulled up in a light green SlugBug and walked up to the door. “What? They wouldn’t expect a werewolf to come like this would they?” the third one said, locking the doors with a *beep beep*, while the others slapped their foreheads and shook their heads.
“Okay, you ready?”
“Ready.”
“Okee dokee.”
They silently pulled off the screen window. As they slowly slid the window open, they caught a waft of their next victim. Mmmm...
*thud*
“What? What is that?”
“NOOO! It’s one of those stick thingies on the window sill!”
“Yes, but didn’t you come up with a plan B?”
“There was a line at Outdoors Unlimited! I just barely got my repelling equipment!”
Distraught and confused, the werewolves couldn’t find a decent way into the apartment. Totally bummed out, they went home in the green Beetle. Their plan had failed.
In the morning, as the apartment’s tenants were eating breakfast, one of them noticed something…
“Hey, since when did we get a stick thingie on our window?”
DUN DUN DUN!!!!
Okay, so I understand that I can't vote or anything, but does that mean that I can't talk to people in real life about the game, or just online? That's the last you'll hear from me until the voting is through.
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You can talk to non-players all you want about the game. But you can't talk to other players about the game.
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